Hello, my lovelies....I'm sure you're still sitting on the edge of your seat and waiting for my long-ago-promised vacation post. Right? No?
It turns out having 4 kids home for summer vacation = a very busy Momma. Perhaps when school starts I can, once again, stun you with my knee-slapping sense of humor and award winning writing ability. In the meantime, you'll have to be satisfied with these little gems that keep coming from the mouths of my babes.
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Rachel, Alexa, and I were standing near the fridge...contemplating our lunch choices. Rachel spotted some left-over corn on the cob. She announced, "I want corn!"
I said, "No."
She repeated, "I want corn."
This child....she does like to repeat herself.
Then, in a classic move that could only come from a child born into my tongue-bumbling gene pool, she said, "I want corn. I want...porn."
When she saw that I was doubled over and laughing, she said it again.
"I want porn!"
And again...with FEELING.
"I WANT PORN!"
And for added hilarity, she added a snazzy little dance.
"I want porn...I want porn....la la la I want porn!"
My cheeks still hurt from the laughing.