Thursday, September 2, 2010

Oh, those wacky kids....

Hello, my lovelies....I'm sure you're still sitting on the edge of your seat and waiting for my long-ago-promised vacation post.  Right?  No?

Hm.

Okay.

It turns out having 4 kids home for summer vacation = a very busy Momma.  Perhaps when school starts I can, once again, stun you with my knee-slapping sense of humor and award winning writing ability.  In the meantime, you'll have to be satisfied with these little gems that keep coming from the mouths of my babes.

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Rachel, Alexa, and I were standing near the fridge...contemplating our lunch choices.  Rachel spotted some left-over corn on the cob.  She announced, "I want corn!"

I said, "No."

She repeated, "I want corn."

This child....she does like to repeat herself.

Then, in a classic move that could only come from a child born into my tongue-bumbling gene pool, she said, "I want corn.  I want...porn."

When she saw that I was doubled over and laughing, she said it again.

"I want porn!"

And again...with FEELING.

"I WANT PORN!"

And for added hilarity, she added a snazzy little dance.

"I want porn...I want porn....la la la I want porn!"

My cheeks still hurt from the laughing.

4 comments:

  1. Oh man, my cheeks hurt from laughing too, especially when I picture the snazzy little dance with the lalala's included. Just classic.

    Wait til she reads this when she's older. heheheheh

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  2. Oh. Dear. Gawd. And I'm betting all the while you were thinking, "Please let her forget that before school tomorrow!" Or, the next time company comes over! ;-)

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  3. Priceless. I love it when my kids say stuff like this. I do not love it when they repeat words they have learned from me, but that's a whole different issue.

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