Hello, my lovelies....I'm sure you're still sitting on the edge of your seat and waiting for my long-ago-promised vacation post. Right? No?
Hm.
Okay.
It turns out having 4 kids home for summer vacation = a very busy Momma. Perhaps when school starts I can, once again, stun you with my knee-slapping sense of humor and award winning writing ability. In the meantime, you'll have to be satisfied with these little gems that keep coming from the mouths of my babes.
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Rachel, Alexa, and I were standing near the fridge...contemplating our lunch choices. Rachel spotted some left-over corn on the cob. She announced, "I want corn!"
I said, "No."
She repeated, "I want corn."
This child....she does like to repeat herself.
Then, in a classic move that could only come from a child born into my tongue-bumbling gene pool, she said, "I want corn. I want...porn."
When she saw that I was doubled over and laughing, she said it again.
"I want porn!"
And again...with FEELING.
"I WANT PORN!"
And for added hilarity, she added a snazzy little dance.
"I want porn...I want porn....la la la I want porn!"
My cheeks still hurt from the laughing.
Oh man, my cheeks hurt from laughing too, especially when I picture the snazzy little dance with the lalala's included. Just classic.
ReplyDeleteWait til she reads this when she's older. heheheheh
Oh. Dear. Gawd. And I'm betting all the while you were thinking, "Please let her forget that before school tomorrow!" Or, the next time company comes over! ;-)
ReplyDeletePriceless. I love it when my kids say stuff like this. I do not love it when they repeat words they have learned from me, but that's a whole different issue.
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny! Ha.
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